Bubble Hockey Pants Party

I don't know how much you guys are into bubble hockey around these parts but we love this shit. Sure, maybe Simmons finally got us into something but frankly we couldn't be happier about it. Maybe he couldn't save Friday night lights but he sure could save bubble hockey.

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After last year's extremely exciting finals and equally as interesting playoffs i must say that i am very excited for this upcoming season. I mean, I am really excited. More excited than Marshawn Lynch gets about a trip to applebee's excited. Yeah, I'm pretty serious. So I thought for a fitting preview I would sit down with Marshawn, a HUGE bubble hockey fan, and do a little interview previewing this upcoming Thursday night bubble hockey season.


Leitch: Marshawn, it is pretty well known that the bills' running back before you, willis mcgahee, didn't much care for the buffalo night life. Do you think that this has anything to do with him not making it to frizzy's on a Thursday nights?

Marshawn: Oh yeah. Those guys are Thursdays, they are cool, real cool.

Lietch: So a lot of new teams making their way in this season. What do you know about these teams?

Marshawn: Me, aww, i don't know. This kimo guy, i think i ran into him one night down on the chippewa. He's cool, real cool.

Leitch: Is it true that you ran into bubble hockey player Dan Murphy while at Jim's Steak Out?

Marshawn: Fer real, it was nice. I mean Dan and his boy Matty were showin' me lots of love. I had just done left applebee's for the second time and needed to score some wings. They recognized me first, which was cool, 'cos you know, I'm a real big fan of his. yeah, it was cool. It was a little embarrassing though, the cooks only gave me 9 wings when I axed for 10. I had to tell 'dem I needed my extra wins, y'know?

Leitch: We had an experience like that once, with Woody Allen, we feel your pain.

Marshawn: Whose Woody Allen?

Leitch: Nevermind, anyway, the churchie team has folded this off season, what do you think about that?

Marshawn: It's too bad. Its always said to see a team not get enuff fan support, y'know. I mean, it's sad. But it's cool too 'cos its just shows people that youse got to show love to yer teams, you feel me?

Leitch: We are fans of the buzzsaw known as the Arizona Cardinals. We are rather surprised that they are yet to fold.

Marshawn: Buzzsaw? that's cool man. real cool.

Leitch: Yeah...

Leitch: So any other insights that you can give us about this upcoming season?

Marshawn: Look out for this todd dude. I see him at dave and busters sometimes and kid just runs the table. He's real cool.

Leitch: If you were to compare each player in the league to a member of the Buffalo Bills who would be who?

Marshawn: Kimo would be Sam Aiken 'cos they live in the same pad. Kimo always be seeing Aiken walking his dog, its real funny.
My boy P Money would be George Wilson.

Letich: Why George Wilson?

Marshawn: 'Cos 'dey both got beards and buzzed heads.

Marshawn: Cakes would be Trent Edwards. Slow and steady, always making right reads. Smart guys those two.

Leitch: Who else?

Marshawn: I like to think that Chief would be Lee Evans and my boy Nait would be Roscoe Parrish cos' my boys are so quick. You know.

Marshawn: Kris would be Leon Joe 'cos no one really knows him. Dan Murphy would be Anthony Hargrove 'cos you get my boy near a shorty and you 'aint know what gonna happen, y'know what im saying?

Leitch: Absoutley. Anyone else?

Marshawn: My boy todd would be me. He is solid. real solid.