the daily quickie.

So it has been a while. I have been posting over at danshannoff.com and making guest sports on such sites as deadspin.com and the aolfanhouse but here we are my return to espn!
best day ev-er?


DOWN GOES FRASIER!
Last night in the Thursday night bubble hockey league at frizzy's defending champion nait rey went down in the play in game! Expansion team kris beat him 3-2 in overtime! Could this be a sign of things to come? is nait on the down swing? let me be the first to speculate that the answer is yes!


DRUNKEST GAME EV-ER?
Dan Murphy and Kevin Polster promised the most drunk playoff series ever played. By the looks of it it looks like at least Dan was sincere in his promise to be drunk as he went down in a sweep to Kevin.

OTHER FIRST ROUND MATCH UPS!
Todd takes out Kris. Is maybe this the year that the president's trophy curse is lifted?


BEST FINALS EV-ER!?!?!?!?
Todd and cakes started off with Todd d-o-m-i-n-a-t-i-n-g. Then it seemed like after a game two cigarette cakes was ready to make a series of it.
Cakes came back to win the next two taking it to a game five. In only the third game five ever todd took it to cakes not only defeating but ending, arguably, the most glorified record in all of bubble hockey by SHUTTING OUT cakes!!!

LISTS OF GREATEST THINGS EVER.
With all due respect to michael jordan, wayne gretzkey, babe ruth, kobashi and anyone else who has ever been good at anything i have to say right now that todd might be the greatest at any competetive sport ev-er. records be damned! this is only the second in a long line of championships.


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