Monday, November 26, 2007

Week Two Schedule/Standings

I know everything's not showing up exactly but I'm too tired to fix it right now. This is the best I've gotten it in over a half an hour.

Season resumes 9:30ish this Thursday night. Here's the standings and games:

Standings W L GF GA Home
Away
Blue
Red
Todd 3 0 14 6 1 0 2 0 1 0 2 0
nait 3 0 12 4 2 0 1 0 2 0 1 0
Justin 3 0 12 5 1 0 2 0 3 0 0 0
Chris #2 2 1 6 5 1 1 1 0 0 0 2 1
Chief 1 2 8 10 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 1
Pat 1 2 7 8 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 1
Joe 1 2 7 9 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 2
Dan 1 2 6 11 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 1
Khris 0 3 7 10 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 3
Kevin 0 3 4 15 0 1 0 2 0 3 0 0



G SOG SH% GA SOGA SV SV %
Todd 14 29 48.3% 6 33 27 0.818
nait 12 48 25.0% 4 24 20 0.833
Justin 12 31 38.7% 5 15 10 0.667
Chris #2 6 26 23.1% 5 38 33 0.868
Chief 8 26 30.8% 10 31 21 0.677
Pat 7 39 17.9% 8 39 31 0.795
Joe 7 36 19.4% 9 35 26 0.743
Dan 6 21 28.6% 11 32 21 0.656
Khris 7 28 25.0% 10 37 27 0.730
Kevin 4 32 12.5% 15 32 17 0.531

83 316 26.3% 83 316 233 0.737


Todd @ Khris
Dan @ Kevin
Chris #2@ nait
Joe @ Justin
Chief @ Pat
nait @ Todd
Chris #2@ Kevin
Pat @ Khris
Justin @ nait
Kevin @ Joe
Dan @ Khris
Todd @ Chief
Joe @ Chris #2
Pat @ Dan
Chief @ Justin

Monday, November 19, 2007

TEG, 11:15:07

AFL/NFL Merger Deja VĂ¹ With the immediate success of both expansion players Justin and Chris 2.0, and the sudden holes that last year playoff teams Kevin and Khris (1.0) find themselves in at 0-3, it appears that the Original Four (the NFL in this metaphor) are going to have to take notice of the schedule this season, even when they're not playing amongst themselves. While there were only four games played between NFL/AFL teams, and the NFL teams won 3 of 4, the schedule is stacked so that the Original Four play each other more than the other teams and will, theoretically, beat up on each other and open the door for some new, possibly expansion, teams to make the playoffs. Will there be a Joe Namath to force the hand further? There is still a lot of bubble hockey left to play, but there suddenly and certainly seems to be no certainty that the seasoned Original Four are shoe-ins for the playoffs.

K-Fed Down, Fed Up While it is traditionally not TEG's style to point out when someone has had a bad week, TEG couldn't help but notice Kevin's 0-3 start. While Khris also started 0-3, he lost every game by one goal. As well, TEG has a much bigger sample size when it comes to Kevin's history as opposed to Khris'.

In his three game losing streak this week, Kevin allowed 15 goals after allowing only 30 all of last season. His three losses this week almost equaled last season's total of four. Most startling was that he was outscored 15-4 and handily defeated by both Todd and nait--both of whom have stood in his way to win a cup in the past.

But, in the name of fairness, TEG should point out that three times now in the previous four seasons Kevin had a similar losing week. In all four seasons he still was able to make the playoffs and even finished second in two of those seasons. In each instance, he allowed a few more goals than he normally would and scored even less than he normally did.

Still, he had those losing streaks in mid-season after building up a winning record to fall back upon. In looking back, TEG found 11 teams that began the season 0-2. Three teams still managed to make the playoffs, though one was Todd in Season One when there were only five teams and Colin started 0-7. Additionally one of those teams only got into the play-in game and lost (Chris 1.0, Season Five). Of those eleven teams, only Dan in Season Four made the playoffs outright. And of those eleven teams, four went onto to start 0-3 or worse, with only the forementioned Chris 1.0 making the playoffs. It's not a battle that has been decided by any means as even Kevin's history suggests, but it's an uphill battle for Kevin no matter which way one looks at it at this point.

Stats of the Week:
1.
At least he didn't get shutout, as Kevin extended his regular season streak to 75 straight games without being shutout.
2. Kevin, Dan and Khris, all playoff teams last season began 1-8; this season's three expansion team Justin, Chris 2.0 and Joe went a combined 6-3.
3. Dan ended his five game personal losing streak, including playoffs, against Kevin with a 3-1 win.
4. In his career, including playoffs, Khris is now 3-0 in one goal games against nait/Knate but 0-7 against all non-nait entities.
5. On his way to his third 3-0 start to a season, nait doubled his opponents shots and tripled their goals.
6. Justin's 4-0 victory over Dan marked the first time an Original Five team was shutout by an expansion team.
7. Chris 2.0 is first in save percentage and second in GAA. If his .868 save percentage were to hold up over the course of the season it would shatter the previous mark of .824.
8. Joe was 0-2 against his Geico co-workers.
9. Pat and nait were the only two teams to have more than 10 SOG in each of their games this past week.

Ho-Hum, Business As Usual: Bonus Stats
Todd ended the week 3-0--the third time he's swept his weekly schedule over the last four regular season weeks and his sixth career winning streak of at least three games--leading the league in GF, SOG%, and +/-. Remarkably, this was the first time he's ever began the season 3-0.

Oh When Will They Learn?
Blue once again remained supreme, going 9-6. Still, Red was picked eight times to Blue's seven.

Enough Is Never Enough
Though just entering his second season of play, Pat has already been involved in three of the four longest games in league history, including his historic five overtime comeback over newcomer (and co-worker) Joe. Pat didn't score until there were five seconds left in the fourth overtime to tie it at 1-1. Pat kept himself in the game despite hitting goal posts on two occasions by making three breakaway saves in the OT sessions before ultimately scoring with ten seconds (should TEG just call them "units"?) left in the fifth overtime. The league's mentality has always been to get as much out of Frizzy's as possible, seeing how it only took six seasons before TEG saw a free shot placed before him. The rate at which Pat is lengthening his games, without having to pay additional quarters, is extending his lead on the rest of the league in embodying that mentality.

Chief Certainly Said Enough After twice blowing 2-0 leads against Pat last season, previous to his matchup against Pat this week, TEG commented to Chief to make sure not to lose concentration when--not if?--he was to go up 2-0 against Pat again. Sure enough, he did and once Pat scored the next one to make it 2-1, it looked like we'd be where we've all been before. But Chief said enough of this and closed it out with a 4-2 after Pat closed within one for a second time.

Next Week, No Bubble Hockey Only Turkey But the following week potentially has a few battles of the undefeated with nait playing both Todd and Justin.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bubble Hockey Pants Party

I don't know how much you guys are into bubble hockey around these parts but we love this shit. Sure, maybe Simmons finally got us into something but frankly we couldn't be happier about it. Maybe he couldn't save Friday night lights but he sure could save bubble hockey.

our thoughts after the jump...






















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After last year's extremely exciting finals and equally as interesting playoffs i must say that i am very excited for this upcoming season. I mean, I am really excited. More excited than Marshawn Lynch gets about a trip to applebee's excited. Yeah, I'm pretty serious. So I thought for a fitting preview I would sit down with Marshawn, a HUGE bubble hockey fan, and do a little interview previewing this upcoming Thursday night bubble hockey season.


Leitch: Marshawn, it is pretty well known that the bills' running back before you, willis mcgahee, didn't much care for the buffalo night life. Do you think that this has anything to do with him not making it to frizzy's on a Thursday nights?

Marshawn: Oh yeah. Those guys are Thursdays, they are cool, real cool.

Lietch: So a lot of new teams making their way in this season. What do you know about these teams?

Marshawn: Me, aww, i don't know. This kimo guy, i think i ran into him one night down on the chippewa. He's cool, real cool.

Leitch: Is it true that you ran into bubble hockey player Dan Murphy while at Jim's Steak Out?

Marshawn: Fer real, it was nice. I mean Dan and his boy Matty were showin' me lots of love. I had just done left applebee's for the second time and needed to score some wings. They recognized me first, which was cool, 'cos you know, I'm a real big fan of his. yeah, it was cool. It was a little embarrassing though, the cooks only gave me 9 wings when I axed for 10. I had to tell 'dem I needed my extra wins, y'know?

Leitch: We had an experience like that once, with Woody Allen, we feel your pain.

Marshawn: Whose Woody Allen?

Leitch: Nevermind, anyway, the churchie team has folded this off season, what do you think about that?

Marshawn: It's too bad. Its always said to see a team not get enuff fan support, y'know. I mean, it's sad. But it's cool too 'cos its just shows people that youse got to show love to yer teams, you feel me?

Leitch: We are fans of the buzzsaw known as the Arizona Cardinals. We are rather surprised that they are yet to fold.

Marshawn: Buzzsaw? that's cool man. real cool.

Leitch: Yeah...

Leitch: So any other insights that you can give us about this upcoming season?

Marshawn: Look out for this todd dude. I see him at dave and busters sometimes and kid just runs the table. He's real cool.

Leitch: If you were to compare each player in the league to a member of the Buffalo Bills who would be who?

Marshawn: Kimo would be Sam Aiken 'cos they live in the same pad. Kimo always be seeing Aiken walking his dog, its real funny.
My boy P Money would be George Wilson.

Letich: Why George Wilson?

Marshawn: 'Cos 'dey both got beards and buzzed heads.

Marshawn: Cakes would be Trent Edwards. Slow and steady, always making right reads. Smart guys those two.

Leitch: Who else?

Marshawn: I like to think that Chief would be Lee Evans and my boy Nait would be Roscoe Parrish cos' my boys are so quick. You know.

Marshawn: Kris would be Leon Joe 'cos no one really knows him. Dan Murphy would be Anthony Hargrove 'cos you get my boy near a shorty and you 'aint know what gonna happen, y'know what im saying?

Leitch: Absoutley. Anyone else?

Marshawn: My boy todd would be me. He is solid. real solid.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

FireJoeMorgan.com

For some reason unknown to myself or any of the writers here at firejoemorgan our dear pal joe has decided to partake in a chat about the Thursday night bubble hockey league at frizzy’s. Who knows maybe at long last our quest to have the highest paid analyst on the most watched cable network fired have finally paid off.

RICK (Toronto, ON. CA) Joe, love your stuff, nice to see you writing about hockey for a change. What do you think about the consistency todd has exhibited over these past few seasons leading him to his second championship in three seasons.

KT: Excellent, the baiting is beginning right away a consistency in the first question!

Joe: Well, I don’t know a lot about hockey but it seems to me like todd has been very consistent with shooting. He possesses ability like my friend Gary Shefield, quick hands, and good eyes, very consistent.

KT: Joe, you know Gary Sheff? Get out! By the way, todd’s shooting percentage last season ranked 4th in shooting percentage after Kevin, Kris and Dan

Chris (NYC,NY) With the downswing in nait’s career do you think he will be in the hall of fame or do you think that he will be robbed like Dave Concepcion?

KT: You have got to be kidding me! First consistency then a Dave Concepcion question? I think that the FJM readers have finally taken over during the joe chats.

Joe: Dave was a great player. He and I spent a lot of time together with the big red machine back in the 70’s. If you were to ask me he was pretty much one of the best players of all time. I think that Dave came to play in a bad era. When the 80’s and 90’s came and shortstops started hitting more home runs it dwarfs his stats. I feel very confident that if Dave would have played in the same era as Cal Ripken that Dave would have more home runs than a player like A-Rod. Dave had intangibles unlike a lot of these guys.

KT: Now I know that Joe is not a bubble hockey expert, much less a hockey expert but I would like to think that maybe, just maybe, he would address hockey at least once in this question. Lets break this down…

Dave was a great player. He and I spent a lot of time together with the big red machine back in the 70’s

KT: not about hockey

If you were to ask me he was pretty much one of the best players of all time.

KT: Maybe that part was about Wayne Gretzeky, Mario Lemeuix, or Maurice Richard?

I think that Dave came to play in a bad era. When the 80’s and 90’s came and shortstops started hitting more home runs it dwarfs his stats

KT: Nope, still talking about Dave.

I feel very confident that if Dave would have played in the same era as Cal Ripken that Dave would have more home runs than a player like A-Rod.

KT: Call me crazy, but I think that Cal Ripken and Concepcion actually did play in the same era. Infact they even both played in the majors from 1981 to 1988. It is also worth nothing that when stats are neutralized for historical standards that all stats are neutralized to the 1987 AL. In which Cal Ripken played. Not that any of this stuff matters.

Dave had intangibles unlike a lot of these guys.

KT: This also has absolutely nothing do to with bubble hockey. By the way, Dave's #2 comparable on baseball-reference is Tony Fernandez.

Tony (Bakersfield, Ca) I am a big fan Joe, Viva hall of fame members! Anyway, what do you think about the possibility of expansion this upcoming season.

KT: Okay, I typed this before I read the question. I bet he says something about how it is going to dilute the league and reference a baseball player that has nothing to do with bubble hockey. He may or may not use the word consistency.

Joe: When there were only a few teams in the American league and national league the talent pool wasn’t so watered down. With expansion there will be right defensemen who would have probably been in the minors if it weren’t for expansion. How do you think guys like Dave Kingman would have been in today’s environment with small ball parks? I would bet dollars to doughnuts that Kingman could have hit 60 homeruns hitting off of some of today’s pitchers.

KT: You have to admit, that was pretty close.

Ryan (Portland, OR): Do you think that dan being drunk at his games effects him negatively.

KT: Do they even have screeners for these questions anymore? Do you think that the moderator for these chats has maybe had enough? I bet he walks in to work around 8:55 am, looks down at this schedule for the day and says, fantastic, there is a joechat at 11am. Looks like an early lunch for me! This has to happen, right?

Joe: The thing about getting drunk is you loose consistency. You don’t see guys like Derek Jeter coming to games drunk and that is why he is in the MVP race every year. Then again, I don’t get to see Dan play that often so I don’t know how good of a player he is.

KT: I have to admit, I am surprised he didn’t take this opportunity to put down David Wells and Doc Willis. While he was at it he could have cited the drunk driving death of Tim Horton, legendary hockey player, but I don’t even think he knows what hockey is to be honest with you.

Mike (Lockport, NY): Chief, does he make the playoffs this year?

Joe: I haven’t gotten to see chief play very often but he has had some hard luck this past year. I know that in money ball it says something about save percentages or something. I have never bothered to read any of Billy Beane’s books because I don’t think you can win bubble hockey games by getting all liquored up on shots and trying to hit home runs. Should Barry Bonds be in the hall of fame? I don’t know, I just know that that guy had five tools and hit a lot of home runs. I don’t know if he was on steroids.

KT: Joe you are the number one analyst on the number one sports network in the entire world. What do you do in your spare time? I mean it isn’t like you have a lot of games to watch. This league is only one night a week. Thursdays nights. That’s it. What do you think NBC is still broadcasting Cheers followed by MASH or something? This is your job. You are to tell people your opinions about bubble hockey. You used to do this about baseball but apparently you were so terrible in that business that you were transferred to a league that has 12 games a week which all take place on one night. Joe, I am beginning to think that you might not be good at your job. I swear at this point you are so blatant to flaunt that you haven’t read moneyball that I think you just rub it in my face for column fodder.

Bobby (Turnbull, CN): Joe who do you like to make the finals next year?

Joe: Nait has the speed but then again Kevin is a great defender. Dan needs to be more consistent if he wants to win a championship. Churchie looks to rebound this year against weaker competition. Kris is looking to build on a great rookie year. Pat and Chief, though not making the playoffs last year stand a better chance this year with the impending expansion.

KT: There are so many funny things about this last answer. First off, he names absolutely every team who played last season other than the defending champion. That is like being asked who the favourite is to win in the NLL (National Lacrosse League) championship and not mention the Toronto Rock. If Joe keeps up his poor analysis of bubble hockey I have to imagine this is where he is going to be providing his insight next year. Also I would like to point out that the only bubble hockey related fact he has stated in any answer was that there “may be expansion next year”, which was told to him in an earlier question. On top of it all, wouldn’t you like to think that joe has insider information into this sort of thing. Let’s remember, he is the number one analyst on the number one sports provider in the world.

Colin(Buffalo, NY): Joe I have heard t\at the bartender at frizzy’s is giving away free shots to players this season? Any thoughts?

Joe: Major league teams are doing all sorts of promotions nowadays. Remember when the Mets put spiderman on their bases a few years back? I remember when I was a player. We didn’t even have ads in the stadium. All it needed to bring people into the ballpark was players like Pete Rose, Willie Mays and Jackie Robinson.

KT: Joe never played in the major leagues at the same time as Jackie Robinson. Also, this has nothing to do with bubble hockey whatsoever. Wait, Actually, I think that the black guy who was in the movie Canadian Bacon who became the nhl mvp was named Willie Mays Hayes. Wait, no, that was the movies major league and major league II about baseball. My bad.

Rich (Kansas City, MO): Joe, if you were to compare the bubble hockey players to players in major league baseball today, who would be who!?!?!

KT: Let the fellating of Derek Jeter begin…

Joe: I don’t think that you can compare players from today to players from before. It is like comparing apples and ferrets. You just cannot do that.

KT: Well joe, that is where you are wrong. In fact there are entire books that are dedicated to just that. Just by taking a quick look to my bookshelf I see three. Are you telling me that you haven’t read Prof. Nordstrom’s BH/BBHOF/2%^ theory as to how to compare bubble hockey players to baseball players? Obviously there is no mathematical way to answer that question. He wants your opinion. C’mon Joe, is that so hard? Your ability to consistently dodge questions amazes me.

Joe: Until next time, take care, great questions today!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

TEG, 11.01.07

Someone Buy This Kid a Hoodie If Thursday's victory doesn't cement Todd's position as the league's best player TEG does not know what more he would have to do. Over the last three seasons, Todd has gone 27-9 in the regular season--a full four games better than the other teams that have played in each of those seasons--14-6 in the post-season (for a combined 41-15 record), made all three Finals and, if not for a gutsy last shining moment victory that nait pulled out in the Season Five Finals, Todd would have won three straight titles, matching nait's first three season's work and gunning for a fourth. In this seasons playoffs he outshot his opponent in every game, including two games in which he held them to only two shots and even managed to shutout Kevin for the first time ever. All said, even with Colin's 12-0 season firmly in the middle of that streak, Todd has easily become the league's best and its new weekly target on the schedule.

Someone Get This Kid a Rocking Chair...Or Maybe a Hanger TEG would have normally put the end to such a streak first, but ultimately knew that Todd deserved first billing. That said, TEG did not want to appear to try to be hiding the fact that his Finals Appearance streak ended harshly and abruptly in the one-game playoff that he was dreading all week against Khris. TEG fondly remembers the pride in which the Super Bowl Bills always found a way to in on their way to four straight Super Bowls only to have had to see their dominance ultimately be ended by Natrone Means and the upstart, expansion Jacksonville Jaguars on their own field and couldn't help but have flashbacks to that game after the lost.

But this couldn't've been totally unexpected. nait refused to change his game all year and, in a year of expansion, was able to put himself into the playoffs yet again. But as a second season rolls around for a more experienced crew, nait faces the idea of having to change his game with the evolving league or stubbornly hold onto an era now ended and enter into his "Gretzky in a Rangers uniform" phase of his career. nait's game relies bounces, shots, chaos and the time for the math to eventually give him enough goals to come out victorious. He has never necessarily been all that precise, but he was even more sloppy this season. And in his last two games against Khris, he of the new more patient, low-scoring league, his playing chaotic backfired on him when the bounces went against him and he did not have the time he once did to overcome them. That's not to say that Khris won only because of bounces, but to say that nait can no longer be willing to accept those goals going into the game while also expecting to always come back. Especially in a one-game playoff.


Do as TEG Says, Not as TEG Does (Again): Paint the Whole Town Blue For whatever reason, nait went against conventional wisdom in picking Red for his one game play-in and paid for it. In fact, pretty much so did every team that had to play as Red in these playoffs, Blue having a decisive 7-3 edge after splitting the regular season match-up in half. Nowhere was Blue's dominance more evident than in the Finals when the home team, in every case Blue, won every game for the first time in Finals history. Todd, who in picking Red in his previous playoffs was instrumental/influential in the rule change that allowed the home team to pick his side, rather than to assume the Blue Team, finished the season 13-1 with the blue team. These are the sort of stats that makes TEG feel even more and more like an old, confused over the hill player in the New Thursday Night Bubble Hockey League. Or just more of an idiot for going against them.

Stats of the Week:
1.
Kevin's shutout streak ended at 96 games.
2. Todd had the league's season high of 24 shots in Game One of the Finals.
3.
There had previously only been three playoff shutouts. Todd had two this season.
4. Todd's 6-0 win over Khris was the second largest playoff victory in history--the best if you don't want to count nait's 13-0 win over a completely hammered Dan.
5. Todd outshot his opponent in every game in the playoffs.
6. Kevin was outshot in 6 of his 7 games.
7.
Todd is 6-2 in one-goal playoff games over the last three seasons.
8. Kevin is 6-2 in one-gaol playoff games in his last two Finals appearance runs.
9. Dan is now 0-5 in playoff series, and an overall 2-10 in his playoff career. In his two wins he scored 11 goals and in his 10 losses only 16.
10. Khris became the first expansion team to make it past the play-in game.
11. Only twice previously did nait score as few as one goal in a playoff game.
12. For all the crying TEG does about the low-scoring, the games have remained just as close as ever, their being five one-goal games in these playoffs, the fourth time there have been that many and six being the most there ever were.

Other Streaky News Kevin lasted 96 games before finally being shutout in his 97th and Khris became the first non-Original Five team to make it past the play-in game. And TEG would love to give them the proper attention they deserve. But he's not gonna. Maybe TEG is moving into his bitter old Barry Bonds phase instead? Or just is too tired at the moment to do so?

IMPORTANT NOTE: Next Week Due to nearly half the league (TEG not amongst them) attending a Broken Social Scene show, there will be no league games next week, though those present this past week agreed to show up for scrimmages. Also, there has been some talk once again of possible expansion which would lead to a split into divisions, but that will be at least two weeks away.

TEG's running account of the playoffs

Having secured a seat to observe the playoffs, you know rather than actually play in them, I kept a running log during the finals with a few notes for the first round. Here's what transpired:

Play-in Game: TEG will say more in his weekly column about this game but will here not that both teams stopped breakaways in OT, both had in & out goals in the course of the game and both just missed connecting on some nice one-timers. In all, a very even game that was decided by nait's style of play being both archaic and back firing on him as he knocked the game winner in his open net.

Game 1, Todd vs. Khris: The Pass is back in full effect and wins 6-0.

Game 1, Dan vs. Kevin: I think the shots are setting in on both of these guys.

Game 2, Todd vs. Khris: The Pass still there, but Khris is beginning to defend it well and is feeding of the energy of the home crowd. But falls short, 3-2 in OT. Todd onto his third straight Cup.

Game 2, Dan vs. Kevin: This game lasted one conversation that I had. Dan loses the drunk bowl. Who ever thought those words would be uttered? Kevin versus Todd in the finals.

10:16pm, Game One...
...Todd gets the first goal with his Left Defenseman to go up 1-0.
...maybe he's just nervous even though he's been here, but for whatever reason, Todd is trying to play fast.
...two straight goals by Kevin's LD to go up 2-1.
..."2nd Period-9 seconds" Kevin with a big save
...2-2
..."3-16," The Pass goes up 3-2.
..."3-1," Todd with a HUGE save.
...TEG swears no allegiance to Fuccillo.
...but Kevin ties it up with no time left with a RD-C connection.
...both players make huge saves, Kevin even being stopped on a breakaway.
...three big saves in a row by Kevin. There's a reason why he's amongst the league's best in save percentage every season
...Todd tips in a goal to win 4-3 in OT and take a 1-0 series lead.

Game One was a great game. The game too quick for any real thoughts to be scribbled down by TEG, which certainly comes as a surprise considering the seemingly low-scoring that TEG has decried all season.

Game Two
..."1-18," Todd goes up 1-0
..."1-15," Todd goes up 2-0 already
...This Talking Heads song is one of those that I never can remember who plays it, don't really like but always feel the need to listen to the entire thing when it's on the radio. I can't confirm this, but I've always held the belief that "You may find yourself wondering why you're listening to this song" were the working lyrics to this song.
..."2-3," Kevin scores his first to make the game interesting.
..."2-2," Kevin liked scoring so much he decided to do it on himself. Not quite as good. 3-1 Todd leads.
..."3-6," Kevin scores his third straight goal, this time in Todd's net! But the goal was on a really sweet one-timer.
..."3-6," Todd 4-2.
..."3-1," Todd 5-2.
...Kevin finishes off the scoring to finalize the score at 5-3.

A methodical win by Todd that Kevin never really had much of a say in and leaves TEG wondering if Todd will be beaten in this series. The two take a break and TEG notices it's 10:25 meaning two games were just played in nine minutes. Christ!

10:35pm, Game Three
...TEG's thoughts in the nine minute break: "...[jukebox too fucking loud to even think at this moment]........" Thursday Night Bubble Hockey at it's finest!
..."1-19," face-off right to Todd and Kevin is already going uphill.
..."1-15," tied-up at 1-1.
..."1-12," Todd responds with a great one-timer for a 2-1 lead. Has the one-timer disappeared from the league or is it the goal has disappeared enough that it's just not seen as much because of the dip in scoring? If this game wasn't going so fast, these are the things that TEG would look up.
...but I do find the time to discuss my Sunday night with Dan. Turns out he didn't even know I was there...for the entire Bills game, the post-game celebration at Pat's (in which we played Wii bowling against each other) and the post-Pat's-place-party at Gabriel's Gate. No wonder this guy thinks I'm never out drinking as much as I used to: he doesn't remember when I do!
..."2-10," Kevin ties it up with a really nice pass play.
..."2-8," Todd will not go away and goes up 3-2 just past the half-way point. There is a lot more scoring in this series too than I thought it would be. Those Original Four can still entertain after all.
...well, the Original Four not named nait, or not referenced as "Dan in the playoffs."
..."2-5," Kevin scores on a breakaway and leaves TEG wondering if anyone is better on the breakaway than Kevin. I know Todd's entire game is the breakaway thanks to The Pass, but he just gets so many and buries enough of them that he eventually wins. But Kevin's entire game is to sit back and play defense and bury the chances he gets when he does get one. Just as much reliant upon the breakaway but even more reliant on burying them. Which he seems to do enough that he finished second yet again. TEG has had enough beers at this point in the night that he will not drunkenly argue himself on this.
..."3-9," 4-3 lead taken by Todd and his LD. Who knew Todd even knew he had a LD thanks to The Pass.
...TEG isn't bitter about The Pass. On a similar note, he's ain't drunk. Just drinking.
..."3-1," with time almost gone, Kevin scores on the short side to tie the game 4-4 and stave off elimination for at least one more goal.
..."4-18," and by "at least one more goal," TEG meant "at least one more game" as Kevin ends it quickly in Overtime.

What a game! What a game! This game was way more back and forth than TEG expected. Todd played aggressively, but Kevin matched it with nearly shot for shot (12-11 Todd) and it paid off in the end.

10:39, Game Four
...I'm looking it up now as I post this: Todd and Kevin have split their previous encounters in the playoffs, each having taken a first round series in a 2-1 final.
...How many comebacks have their been in these playoffs? I think that was the first one, right? TEG wants more!
..."1-11," Kevin 1-0.
..."1-1," Todd 1-1.
..."2-16," WOW! What a great shot from the LW by Kevin on the short side. And TEG can't help but feel that his standards have been lowered enough to be so excited about a goal that was previously routine. He takes back what he said about the one-timer: the winger goal is the goal that has seemingly disappeared from the game and its mindset. Is that because in the shorter game there is the feeling there isn't enough time to attempt such a precision shot. Is that even possible--that a meticulous shot isn't tried because of the feeling to hurry up--in such a meticulous league?
..."2-12," 3-1 Kevin. TEG didn't catch what happen.
...I think the shots are setting in.
..."2-2," Kevin, 4-1 with the LD after The Pass was intercepted. TEG's heart is warmed.
...Does Kevin go in a prevent mode here? Slow down?
..."3-14," or just maybe keep playing his game? Kevin shuts TEG up with his fifth goal that TEG didn't see. Again.
...TEG note to self: every time you look down to write something down, Kevin scores.
...TEG will be the first to admit that he expected to have the same feeling watching these games as Homer Simpson did when he watched baseball without drinking: "I never realized how boring the game really is." But these games have been fast and entertaining. Though TEG has no plans to take up permanent residence in this seat during the playoffs.
..."3-1," save on The Pass. TEG's heart is warmered.
...Todd gets the last goal to make it 5-2 but Kevin matches Todd's Game Two dominating performance to tie the series at two.

And Blue is 4-0 in the finals.

The two take another cigarette and TEG looks some stats up. Even though the home/away debate is only 128-118 on the side of home in the regular season, and red/blue were tied 24-24 this season, home (Blue up until this season) was 34-14 in the playoffs. And up to this last game they are once again as dominate, being 6-3. In fact, in Finals History Blue is 15-7 in a series that consists of the two best teams and one figures are the most even and thus would expect it to be a little more even in such a match-up.

Looks like TEG pulled a Mike Mularky and out-clevered himself in picking Red for his play-in game.

So with Todd getting Blue for the fifth game, he's gotta be the favorite, right? Well, TEG begs to differ and says that Todd's spasmania has to go against him in a game like this, right? Not to mention that Kevin has completely stolen the momentum and Todd's gotta be thinking about that too. TEG is guessing K-Gun.

10:55, Game Five
...In a surprise move by the league, Dan is the honorary puck (read: quarter) dropper for this game. Not only a class move bringing out the oldest of the Original Four to give him a glimpse of the Stanly Cup, there is also no telling what Dan might do here to bring attention to himself. Forcing the players to do shots before the game? Throwing the quarters and telling them to "fuck off?" I'm giddy!
...and let down. He just put the quarters in. This hopefully doesn't lead to a dud game.
..."1-16," Todd has a 3-0 shot advantage. Todd also has a 2-1 advantage in the missed breakaways department.
...intensity - in = this game.
..."1-8," well at least The Pass has also decided not to show up for this game.
..."2-20," still 0-0 after a turnover lead to two missed breakaways by Todd.
..."2-6," if TEG is going to be forced to watch the second ever 1-0 game here, he'd probably rather bang that bartender fatty who after only six full seasons of bubble hockey at Frizzy's finally gave him a couple of free shots. And fully redeemed herself by trying to have us do the shots to "The Sabres' eventual victory" five seconds after Boston just scored the OT winner.
..."3-19," Todd goes up 1-0. On The Pass of course.
..."3-14," 2-0 on a rebound put in...off The Pass of course.
...Kevin's time is running out and he's yet to even get anything started.
..."3-3," Kevin stops The Pass to hold onto whatever small chance he still has to win.
..."3-2"..."3-1"..."3-0"...game over and it's just a formality now.
...except that TEG completely forgets about the shutout streak Kevin has going (I think the shots are setting in)...
...but neither Kevin nor Todd do and Todd bargains for a 2-for-1 victory by scoring the last goal to become the first to shutout Kevin in league history.

Recap:
What a fantastic series. The fourth five game Finals series of the six played. And this one had scoring reminiscent of the Old Bubble Hockey League, back and forth play, great defense and games that were too fast to write. All in all, Todd outlasted Kevin in a convincing win in Game Five for his second championship in three seasons. And TEG once again gets screwed over by picking Red in Game Five. Will he ever learn? More on this in TEG's column.

Disclaimer: TEG not responsible for any misspellings in posting this.

Friday, November 2, 2007

the daily quickie.

So it has been a while. I have been posting over at danshannoff.com and making guest sports on such sites as deadspin.com and the aolfanhouse but here we are my return to espn!
best day ev-er?


DOWN GOES FRASIER!
Last night in the Thursday night bubble hockey league at frizzy's defending champion nait rey went down in the play in game! Expansion team kris beat him 3-2 in overtime! Could this be a sign of things to come? is nait on the down swing? let me be the first to speculate that the answer is yes!


DRUNKEST GAME EV-ER?
Dan Murphy and Kevin Polster promised the most drunk playoff series ever played. By the looks of it it looks like at least Dan was sincere in his promise to be drunk as he went down in a sweep to Kevin.

OTHER FIRST ROUND MATCH UPS!
Todd takes out Kris. Is maybe this the year that the president's trophy curse is lifted?


BEST FINALS EV-ER!?!?!?!?
Todd and cakes started off with Todd d-o-m-i-n-a-t-i-n-g. Then it seemed like after a game two cigarette cakes was ready to make a series of it.
Cakes came back to win the next two taking it to a game five. In only the third game five ever todd took it to cakes not only defeating but ending, arguably, the most glorified record in all of bubble hockey by SHUTTING OUT cakes!!!

LISTS OF GREATEST THINGS EVER.
With all due respect to michael jordan, wayne gretzkey, babe ruth, kobashi and anyone else who has ever been good at anything i have to say right now that todd might be the greatest at any competetive sport ev-er. records be damned! this is only the second in a long line of championships.


and remember, you heard it here first!